You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones. You read the obituaries to find eligible women. Old ladies offer to help you cross the street. Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. The gleam in …
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A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him.When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon.He looks at her and slurs, “You don’t …
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My whole thing with ‘Love Connection’ is if don’t nobody want your ass down on the street, what make you think Hollywood got something for you?
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and …
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Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor. When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill’s wife isn’t wearing any underwear.Later, John goes into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill’s wife follows him and asks, “Did you …
Přečíst celý »Scott Kennedy: Picky About Men
I am single by the way… I know why, ’cause I’m picky. I want a guy who can throw a football and a tantrum.
Přečíst celý »S&M for Married Couples
Sue and Sally were discussing their sex lives.Sue said, “Mine’s OK. We get it on every week, but it’s no big adventure. How’s yours?”Sally replied, “It’s great ever since we got into S&M.”Sue was surprised. “Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you’d go for that.”“Oh, sure,” says Sally, …
Přečíst celý »Ryan Belleville: Every Relationship Has Arguments
I’ve been dating the same girl for a while. Occasionally, we still fight ’cause, you know, there’s still arguments. Every relationship you have arguments — because bitches be crazy.
Přečíst celý »Royale Watkins: Fifth Anniversary
Last night, my wife and I celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary. You know what five years is? Just long enough for me to think this one might not work out.
Přečíst celý »Rondell Sheridan: Waking Up in the Middle of the Night
You ever wake up in the middle of the night, and you roll over and look at your mate, and the moonlight catches them just right, and you just want to gingerly reach over and smack the crap out of them?
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