I don’t think you really and truly get to know someone until you sleep with them. And I’m not talking about sex, I’m talking about being unconscious in a bed with someone. Right now, all the married couples are going, ‘That’s the same thing, isn’t it?’
Přečíst celý »Rondell Sheridan: Court Stenographer
I think the moment you’re in a relationship, you should be supplied with your own court stenographer — you know, that person that sits in the courtroom and types down every word that is said. How many of you in your relationship have ever had to say to your mate, …
Přečíst celý »Robin Montague: Talk Too Much
My man tried to leave me for talking too much, but I talked him out of it.
Přečíst celý »Robin Montague: One Reason I Can’t Be a Lesbian
Some of my best friends are lesbians. But one reason I can’t be no lesbian — for example, you out on a date with your man, he start getting on your nerve, you can go to the bathroom. You can get away. But if your man is a woman, she’ll …
Přečíst celý »Rob Pue: Every Man’s Job
It’s every man in here’s job tonight to go home and plug himself in and be a heat rock, so when that lovely, cold-blooded iguana decides she wants to come to bed, she’s got a nice, warm place to roast her frozen tootsies on your torso all night.
Přečíst celý »Rich Williams: Wish I Was Black
I wish I was black — that way I could start dating you white girls again.
Přečíst celý »Retha Jones: Your Number in My Man’s Pocket
Anybody get a random bitch phone call? Oh, you know what I mean. The women that found the phone number, then call it. This woman called me up, talking about, ‘Look, I don’t know who you is, but I found your phone number in my man’s pocket. And you better …
Přečíst celý »Retha Jones: That’s No Challenge
I hate ‘The Bachelor,’ ‘The Bachelor’ and ‘The Bachelorette.’ You know why? ‘Cause all them women don’t represent. All them women are cute, prissy, soft-spoke, little prissy girls. I can’t stand it. Women like that can get married anyway, that’s no challenge. I want to see a show with loud, …
Přečíst celý »Reno Collier: Men Are Jealous of Women
Deep down inside, guys are jealous of you ’cause we know you’re the only creatures God created to be loving and caring and strong enough to give us the greatest gift in the world and that’s a human life. And I don’t get laid at home unless I say that …
Přečíst celý »Reno Collier: Marriage Changes You
It’s pretty cool being married, but you change. I used to love to hunt and shoot stuff and kill stuff, and then I got married, and now I’m more in touch with my feminine side. I still kill stuff; I just wear pumps.
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