Any guys here ever take a Viagra and the girl doesn’t show up? It sucks — you got to go back home and waste it on your wife.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Worth More in Las Vegas
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and asks her where she’s going.“To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do to you for free.”The man started packing his bags. “Where are you going?” she asked.“I’m …
Přečíst celý »Working on the Fourth Husband
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.“How wonderful! I hope you don’t mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?”“He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”“Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?”“He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”“Oh, how terrible! I’m almost afraid …
Přečíst celý »Women and Bad Weather
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?A: They all get the house.
Přečíst celý »Widow’s Future
A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, “Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, “Will I be acquitted?”
Přečíst celý »Whose Panties Are These?
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from — I don’t do the laundry!”So, the wife goes …
Přečíst celý »Who Knocked Up My Bear?
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. ”I’ve never been better!” he boasted. ”I’ve got an 18 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considered this for a moment, …
Přečíst celý »Where’s the Husband?
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!”“I know!” the next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his …
Přečíst celý »What Would Tiger Do?
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.”“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”“Tiger Woods, the golfer.”“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.”The couple then makes passionate …
Přečíst celý »What Do I Look Like?
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?”The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like — Mr. Plumber?”A few days went by, and his wife …
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