A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.” She says, “I know. I’m gonna get boobs too.”
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