A woman checked in at the pearly gates and

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, “We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue.” The woman said, “My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he’d turn over in his grave.” Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. “Take her to Turning Walter!”