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The president got off the helicopter in

The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Nice pigs, sir”. The president replied, “These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea.” The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, “Nice trade, sir.”

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