A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”
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