There was a young man from Calcutta
Who spent his life in the gutta.
Till the tropical heat
Got the best of his meat,
And turned his cream to butta.
There was a young man from Calcutta
Who spent his life in the gutta.
Till the tropical heat
Got the best of his meat,
And turned his cream to butta.
A businessman was about to go on a long business trip, and was worried that …