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Allen Edge: Burglars

They’ve broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: ‘The salt was low.’ ‘Pick up bread. We be back.’ Grease all over my stove — they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.

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