A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding and asks her for her license.
“You cops should get it together,” she said. “One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it to you.”
A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding and asks her for her license.
“You cops should get it together,” she said. “One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it to you.”
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.