I thought I’d like this thing because I like meat. Three days into it, I had eaten so much meat, I was perusing the neighborhood at four in the morning looking for cats and stuff. My heart was beating a million miles a minute. I’ve got bacon fat dripping off my eyelashes. People are like, ‘Hey, you look pretty good. Did you lose some weight?’ ‘Get over here. I’ll eat your face right off your head.’
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