Thursday , January 23 2025
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Bob Marley: Waiting on Pizza Delivery

There are people starving to death all around the world, people waiting for a bag of flour to fall out of a helicopter. I’m sitting on the couch, scratching my nuts, going, ‘This is ridiculous. You know how many beers I’ve had to drink while I wait for this kid to show up?’

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