Bruce Baum: Elliot’s Peripheral Extrapolation Theorem

You guys familiar with Elliot’s Peripheral Extrapolation Theorem? That’s the one that states that depending on the size of an enclosure, i.e. an aquarium or terrarium, that the animal, i.e. fish or lizard, that you put in that area will grow depending on the size and the room it has to grow in. And based on that, I’ve been wearing some very large underwear.