Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot and says, “This one reminds me of my husband.”
The second woman replies, “Your husband’s is that long?”
Her friend answers, “No — that dirty.”
Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot and says, “This one reminds me of my husband.”
The second woman replies, “Your husband’s is that long?”
Her friend answers, “No — that dirty.”
A businessman was about to go on a long business trip, and was worried that …