I got a parrot; it turned on me. You don’t realize how strong those birds are, but I was walking by its cage one day — boom! — the next thing you know, I’m in a chair,; I’m all tied up; I have a gag in my mouth. And the parrot’s sitting in front of me going, ‘Now you repeat after me: Hello, hello, who’s the pretty boy now, huh?’
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