Gene Pompa: Gay Older Brother

When I was 18 years old, one of my older brothers, he took me aside, and he told me he was gay. So, I called the police. I said, ‘Could you send over a cop car? My brother’s a homosexual.’ They said, ‘Sir, we cannot send over a cop car just because your brother is gay.’ I said, ‘Please? He loves a man in uniform, and it’s his birthday. I want it to be a surprise.’