A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted a tan without a tan line, so he went up on his roof and stripped.
He fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn everywhere, even on his d**k. He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date.
The blonde comes over, and they make dinner. They’re watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy’s d**k really starts to hurt. He excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his d**k to alleviate the burn.
The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, “So that’s how they load them.”