A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway, and he started chasing after the speeder. When he got close, he saw that it was a woman who was knitting while driving.
The cop yelled, “Pull over!”
She shouted back, “No, it’s a sweater!”
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway, and he started chasing after the speeder. When he got close, he saw that it was a woman who was knitting while driving.
The cop yelled, “Pull over!”
She shouted back, “No, it’s a sweater!”
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.