I wish I was a Puerto Rican dude ’cause when it comes to baby making, Puerto Rican dudes — bang! — first time, every time. Immaculate conception, my ass! You check the roster at Bethlehem, I guarantee you find a Jose Torres on it somewhere. Why do you think they named the kid Jesus?
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