I should write a poop joke about Russia. It goes like this: ‘Hey Bill, why you Russian?’ ‘Oh, I’m in a hurry because I have a horrible case of the Trotskys.’ ‘I’ve got the opposite problem, Bill. I have the Stalins.’ ‘Well, at least you don’t have to worry about ruining your Lenins.’
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