Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, “If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?”
The old woman replies shyly, “Depends… .”
“Depends on what?” he asks.
“On my bottom — where else?!”
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