Kyle Cease: Remote Controls at a Friend’s House

You ever go to your friend’s house and try to turn on the TV? It’s impossible. They have, like, 45 remote controls, right? Have you ever had your friend tell you to turn on the TV and then he leaves. And you’re just like, ‘Oh, sh*t’ — just pick up a remote, push a button, and their blender starts running; push another button, and their dog dies. You’re like, ‘You have a button for that? You have a dog death button? That’s so awkward.’