Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found her laying in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood said, ”Grandma, what big eyes you have!”
Grandma: ”The better to see you with, my dear.”
Little Red Riding Hood: ”Grandma, what big ears you have!”
Grandma: “The better to hear you with, my dear.”
Little Red Riding Hood: ”Grandma, what a big mouth you have!”
Grandma: ”Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa’s d**k?!?”