I had a chance to go bungee cord jumping last week. They make it look cool on TV, don’t they? You always see people doing those sports in Mountain Dew commercials: risking their life, sipping a Dew. If you’re jumping out of a balloon, hooked to a rubber band, Mountain Dew is just a chaser for the stuff you’re drinking. That’s just to make the codeine taste lemony.
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