Walking in a Doggie Wonderland

To the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”:

Dog tags ring, are you listening’?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It’s yellow, not white — I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
“Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland.”