— You can GET chocolate.
— Chocolate satisfies even when it’s gone soft.
— You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
— You can have chocolate in in public.
— If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won’t mind.
— The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
— You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
— No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
— Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
— You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
— You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
— Size doesn’t matter — though more is still better.
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