I walked up the stairs, and I remember thinking, ‘I am the man. I am a drinker.’ And I walked by the bathroom at the top of the stairs, and the toilet looked at me, and I looked at the toilet, and I said, ‘I got away with it.’ And the toilet said, ‘No you didn’t. Get over here and pray to me, bitch.’
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