I found out that my girlfriend is adopted. I found out in a weird way. Last night, we’re in bed, and I’m like, ‘Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy?’ And she goes, ‘I don’t know.’ I’m like, ‘What?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, there’s an agency looking for him, and they don’t have any clues.’
Přečtěte si také
You Grew Up in the 80s If…
— You learned to swim about the same time “Jaws” came out and still can’t …