Chuck Sklar: Sex for Exercise

I don’t think she loves me. I think she’s just having sex with me for the exercise, so when she meets a guy she’s in love with, she’s still in good shape. Here was a clue. We’re doing it, and all I’m hearing is ‘Oh, Chuck, more — and four more and three more and two more and don’t forget to breathe — three, four. Feel the burn. And — rest.’