I told my daughter she shouldn’t drink alcohol at a young age because drunk ass Maurice painted our kitchen, our living room and our dining room for half a bottle of wine. I was able to teach her two lessons: one was the evils of alcohol and two was how to take advantage of your opponent’s weakness.
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