I just had a birthday. My buddies all took me out. One of them pipes up, out of nowhere, he’s like, ‘You know, out of all of us, D, you’re the only one, man, who does not have any kids. I said, ‘Ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah!’ And the other one said, ‘What’s your secret?’ ‘Condoms.’ You know what he says? ‘I don’t wear rubbers, man. You can’t feel nothing with a condom on.’ Alright, try it with half your paycheck missing — you’ll feel that.
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