Everything’s got to be even. Like, if I scratch this hand, I’ve got to scratch this hand. If I tie that shoe, I’ve got to tie that shoe. If a celebrity adopts a baby from a foreign country, I’ve got to kidnap an American baby, fly it to that country and drop it off in Namibia.
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