My wife was in labor for 30 hours. Then, at the end of that, she had a C-section. After 30 hours, the doctor said, ‘Well, it looks like we have to go get him.’ I guess we couldn’t have done that yesterday? You know why they had to go get him? I’m quoting now — this is actually what the doctor said: ‘His head’s too big.’ I don’t want to hear that. I’m in the hospital; I’m paying for this expert service. I want technical terms. I want to hear, ‘We’ll have to go get him. He’s got headus enormous.’
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