Jimmy Aleck: Not Answering That

Now that I’m married, I’m being asked questions I have never been asked before in my entire life. The other day, my wife came up to me and said, ‘Do you think I’m fat?’ I said, ‘Excuse me sweetheart, but do you see “stupid jackass” written on my face? Do you see “let’s have a fight for no apparent reason” written on my face somewhere?’