Really? These are the best years of my life? I live with my parents. I don’t have a car. I’m a virgin. I have no money. And these are the best years of my life? Then kill me right now.
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Really? These are the best years of my life? I live with my parents. I don’t have a car. I’m a virgin. I have no money. And these are the best years of my life? Then kill me right now.
— You learned to swim about the same time “Jaws” came out and still can’t …