Once that baby hits, you go from being lovers to teammates. It’s like, ‘Feed her. Pass her. Burp her. Pass her. Clean her. Pass her. Diaper. Pass her.’ At the end of the night, we’re too tired for sex. We just fall into bed and high five: ‘Way to burp her.’ ‘Nice wipe.’
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