More Signs That You’re Out of College

— Your refrigerator holds more solid foods than liquids.

— You’ve lost the thread on your favorite soap opera.

— 8 a.m. means shower and shave, not wake and bake.

— You file taxes with more than three digits.

— You hear your favorite songs in doctor’s waiting rooms and when you’re on hold with the bank.

— You’re not carded anymore for anything.

— You carry an umbrella.

— You now know there’s no such thing as “looking mature.”

— You get your news from sources other than ESPN and MTV.

— Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone’s and Mad Dog.

— Doing shots and smoking cigarettes guarantees midnight dry heaves and a sinus attack instead of midnight skinny dipping and a Big Mac attack.

— You go from 130 days to seven days of vacation time.

— You actually eat breakfast foods — at breakfast time.