Ophira Eisenberg: Do You Like to Party

I have a roommate who’s very young — much younger than me, 20 years old — and she said one thing to me that I was like, ‘Oh my God, you are so young.’ Right when I moved in, she went, ‘Listen, I don’t like when people party around me, OK? So, I just need to know, are you someone that likes to party?’ I was like, ‘Oh my God. Do I like to party? Well, if you consider nursing a Grey Goose while responding to e-mail “partying,” then yes. There’s a shindig every night at Chez Ophira.’