A man phones his wife’s doctor and says, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor asks.
A man phones his wife’s doctor and says, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor asks.
— You learned to swim about the same time “Jaws” came out and still can’t …