I think the moment you’re in a relationship, you should be supplied with your own court stenographer — you know, that person that sits in the courtroom and types down every word that is said. How many of you in your relationship have ever had to say to your mate, ‘I did not say that! No, you thought I said that!’ Wouldn’t you love to be able to go, ‘Uh, Mrs. Johnson could you read the minutes back of yesterday, please?’
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