My wife had this whole gay military policy with her age: if I didn’t ask, she wouldn’t tell. And when I did ask, she would get offended. I’d be like, ‘Let me ask you something — how old are you?’ ‘Excuse me? Listen, let me tell you something — I’m a woman, and a real man would not ask a woman her age. It’s not about how old I am. It’s about how young I make you feel. Now go in there and brush your teeth and put on your pajamas, get ready for bed.’
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