An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked.
“Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa.”
“You mean a sectional sofa,” he suggested.
“Sectional, schmectional. All I want is an occasional piece in the living room.”
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