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You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
- You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.
- You read the obituaries to find eligible women.
- Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.
- Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
- The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
- A beautiful girl walks by and nothing happens.
- You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.
- You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
- All the names in your little black book end with MD.
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