The Way It Goes

— The spouse who snores the loudest always falls asleep first.
— The product you are most embarrassed to buy must be price-checked over the intercom.
— The heavier the load and the farther you must carry it, the more your nose itches.
–The original will be found when a replacement is bought.
— When you have a deadline, the printer always runs out of toner.
— When you have to get up early, a power surge knocks out the alarm clock in the night.
— Technical instructions are in three languages: Spanish, French and Geek.
— On the verge of completing a major spreadsheet, you will mysteriously perform an “illegal operation” and erase your work.