Under the Bed

Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them.

The first guy thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.

The second guy thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.

The third guy says, “That’s nothing! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can’t believe my wife is screwing a horse.”