You Grew Up in the 80s If…

— You learned to swim about the same time “Jaws” came out and still can’t swim naked at night.

— Prince’s “1999” was the focal point of your plans for an end of the century party.

— You dressed to emulate either Duran Duran, Poison, Madonna, Rick Springfield or Cyndi Lauper.

— You wanted to be gagged with a spoon.

— You had a poster of Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke.

— There was nothing questionable about Bert and Ernie living together.

— You dialed “867-5309” to see if Jenny would answer.

— Your family’s cable TV box had the three rows of numbers, and you had to move the selector switch accordingly.