Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now. After hearing of Barbie and Ken’s breakup, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, “She’s been a problem since day one. I’m glad you finally saw that she’s crazy.” Mickey …
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Yo mama’s So Old…Social Security
Yo’ mama so old, her social security number is two!
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Yo’ mama so old, I had to poke around for an hour to find the right wrinkle.
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Yo’ mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so ghetto… wheelies
Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so fat… two buses
Yo mama’s so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama’s So Fat… Trip
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so fat… Sherpas
Yo mama’s so fat, even Sherpas can’t climb her.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama’s So Fat… School Bus
Yo mama’s so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, “Stop that Twinkie!”
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so fat… school
Your Mama’s so fat that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class!
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