Yo mama’s so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo’ mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it’s own congressman.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, “I got energy!”

Yo’ mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!

Yo mama’s like a toilet — round, white and smells like s**t!

Yo’ mama’s like a chipmunk, her cheeks are always packed full of nuts!

Yo mama’s so fat, when she farted pluto’s ice caps melted.

Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.