I hate that PC stuff. He’s not fat; he’s gravity-enhanced. You mustn’t say short — vertically challenged. Nobody’s bald; they’re persons of scalp. The stupid are hard of thinking, and the crazy are logically impaired.
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Will Durst: Most Electable of the Democrats
The Democrats are the worst. They call Bill Clinton the ‘most electable’ of the Democrats. It’s like calling Moe the ‘smart’ Stooge.
Přečíst celý »Will Durst: Democrats Form a Firing Squad
The Democrats are useless. If they were asked to form a firing squad, they’d all get into a circle.
Přečíst celý »Why Women Don’t Need Driver’s Licenses
Why don’t women need driver’s licenses? Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!
Přečíst celý »Why PMS?
Q: Why do they call it PMS?A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Přečíst celý »Why Man Before Woman
Q: Why did God create man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.
Přečíst celý »Why Do Men Float?
Why do men float better than women? Because they’re scum.
Přečíst celý »Why did the city build a graveyard…
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home? A: So all the old people can see there futures!
Přečíst celý »Whiskey and Michael Jackson
Q: What does a good whiskey have in common with Michael Jackson?A: It’s also a seven-year-old liquor.
Přečíst celý »Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein …
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap? The bucket.
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