Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I saw her walking around with one shoe, and when I asked if she lost a shoe, she said, “No, I found one.”

You finally meet a guy who buys you flowers and opens the door for you, and you go, ‘F**kin’ wimp. Mama’s boy! Go on back to Mama. Send me back somebody who will treat me like sh*t.’

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she had to take a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I threw a rock through her window and hit everyone inside.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she’s always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.

1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them. 2: For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles. 3: On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don’t water it down, …

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only gets robbed for practice.

Q: How do you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?A: If anyone else would have invented it, it would be called “teethpaste.”

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own “Save Yo’ Mama” foundation.